A Very Thicc Caloric Breakdown of Your Average Breakfast Burrito

It’s too many, but I’m gonna eat them anyway. YOLO

Does My Metabolism Really Slow Down By 90 Percent When I Sit Down?

My dad has basically told me this every time I’ve sat down since I was 11

How Much is My Fitbit Lying to Me?

I appreciate the effort, but it can’t possibly know the number of calories I’m burning every day, right?