Ian Douglass is a volunteer firefighter, lackadaisical Concept2 rower and SkiErger and is the worst masters swimming All-American in recorded history. He also helps professional wrestlers publish their autobiographies, assists businesspeople with the writing of coherent thoughts and has overhyped degrees from Michigan and Northwestern.
Please, I can’t take any more soggy, brown goo
Please dear god don’t let it be heavy
That way, I can be both totally alert and totally jacked