I Tried to Take Down the Pizza Stone. Then It Taught Me About Myself

Determined to undermine the confusing trendiness of the beloved pizza accessory, I dove deep into its history to find evidence of its uselessness. I discovered the exact opposite instead

How to Give New Life to Leftover Fried Rice

The world’s foremost fried rice expert weighs in

For the Love of God, Don’t Put Pizza Boxes in the Oven

Despite the common belief that it’s safe to throw the box in the oven along with the pizza, doing so is COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY WRONG

Will I Grow a Third Arm From Microwaving Styrofoam?

Let’s put it this way: Nothing good can come from nuking a petroleum-based product covered in spicy peanut sauce