A Very Thicc Caloric Breakdown of Your Average Breakfast Burrito

It’s too many, but I’m gonna eat them anyway. YOLO

A Wrapped-and-Ready Caloric Breakdown of Your Average Burrito

Please, please tell me this beefy meat tube won’t burst my gaskets

How to Reheat a Sad, Soggy Burrito

It’s a delicate task, but it can be done

What’s in This?: Taco Bell’s Beefy 5-Layer Burrito

All 50+ ingredients in this meat barrel, explained (yep, even sodium stearoyl lactylate)