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Mike Rampton

Mike Rampton is a freelance writer who lives in London. He enjoys making aggressively difficult puns, drinking on trains and pretending to be smarter than he is. He would like to own a boat one day but accepts that he probably won't.

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The Literary Genius of Movie Novelizations

‘Based on the major motion picture’ doesn’t mean bargain basement — the exact opposite, really

Is There a Reason I Always Shudder After Doing a Shot?

It’s only your brain telling your body that you’ve just swallowed poison

Why Do I Sometimes Shiver Uncontrollably When I Piss?

Shaking out the science behind the little dance that occasionally accompanies a pee