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Why Flu Sufferers Are Being Excluded From COVID Testing, Butthole Pics and a Different Plague Upon Us

There’s a lot going on these days: Future’s uncertain, ground is always shifting beneath our feet, each day is blending into the next, weeks feel like months, yada yada yada — and then there’s us:

How to Take the Perfect Hole Pic

Sometimes I really don’t know wtf we’re doing.

In fairness, I guess, everyone is looking to master a new skill with all this newfound free time on their hands.

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*Hits the Bong*

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