Shitty Holiday Travel Is the Best Part of Thanksgiving

Screaming babies on a seven-hour flight? Give it to me! A couple fighting in the backseat all the way across the Midwest? Put me in that car!

How Many ‘Chuggas’ Are There Really Before a Choo Choo?

Let these locomotive experts end this very important debate once and for all (kinda)

Am I an Asshole for Commuting to Work on the Bus or Train During Coronavirus?

Capitalism is the true asshole if you’re still required to go into work

Why Is Train Travel So Fucking Expensive?

As long as we have corporate lobbyists, it’s in no politician’s best interests to make train travel better and more cost effective