Am I More Likely to Be Attacked by a Shark While Swimming With My Dog?

I will NOT hesitate to punch a shark in its stupid nose if it attacks my dog

‘Jaws’ Is the Quintessential Summer Movie — Every Summer

I mean, it’s got surf, sand, sharks and tiddies. What can be more summer-y (or American) than that?

‘The Meg’ and Why August Is Where Bad Summer Movies Go to Die

Plus some other random thoughts about the new Jason Statham action film