constipation
I Can’t Poop. How Many Prunes Should I House?
Eat too few, and the shit-stirring fruit won’t work. Eat too many, and you’re in for a torturous dump
At What Point Does Constipation Become a Medical Emergency?
You’re gonna want a glass of prune juice for this
Congrats, the Most Constipated Animal Isn’t You
A trash-eating lizard found by researchers in Florida breaks the all-time record by being almost 80 percent full of shit