I Was the First Man to Eat Pizza in Space

It’s not on any NASA manifest, but I chowed down on some celestial ’za four years before pizza officially arrived among the cosmos — and I’ve got the pictures to prove it

Launching William Shatner Into Space Will Not Distract Us From Your Immoral Wealth

The dawn of the celebrity-rocket industrial complex is even more embarrassing than Bezos’ and Branson’s flights

The Million-Mile-High Club: Do Astronauts Bone in Space?

One small thrust for man. One giant thrust for mankind.

We Need to Stop Going Into Space — It’s Haunted

The Milky Way could be full of dead civilizations, and alien ghosts are a problem we don’t need