How to Watch Instagram Stories Anonymously, You Big Creep

Becoming a ninja simp is easy if you know how to control your thumbs

Simping for Hedge Funds Is a Sad New Low

Tweeting sympathy for Wall Street is as embarrassing as it gets

A Dignified Simp Knows the Art of Looking Respectfully

There’s no need to gawk at thirst traps — you can be horny and still have manners

With the ‘Girlfriend Buys PS5’ Meme, Simp Culture Goes Mainstream

*helping my girl film for her onlyfans so she can get me that ps5*