scorching-hot-summer-takes
Always Pee in the Pool
Let it go — you know you want to
Pop-Tarts Should Never Be Toasted
It’s a boxed pastry. There’s no need to get fancy with a bougie-ass char
The Water Park Is the Beach You’re Looking For
Sure, there’s a lot of piss. But there’s also a lot of fun to be had in that piss.
Ice Cream Is a Million Times Better When It’s Half Melted
If you say you don’t have a similarly weird food preference, then you, sir, are a liar
