Who Is the Real Mrs. Claus?

Aside from the fact that she’s married to the giant magical elf who resides at the North Pole, we know virtually nothing about her

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Christmas

Is Santa going to beat the shit out of you? How did Tiny Tim fare? Let’s find out the truth.

Ban Santa from Any Commercial Intended for an Adult

I’m a grown man, I don’t need a large magical elf from the North Pole to help me decide whether or not I should buy a Chevy

Three Guys on What It’s Like to Be a Mall Santa Elf

Impatient parents, kids freaking out, non-stop Christmas music — it’s enough to ruin anyone’s elf-esteem