All Hail Mother Lena, Porn’s Pregnant Icon

Some say you can’t be sexual while pregnant. Lena the Plug said keep the cameras rolling

For the Last Time, Swallowing Cum Can’t Get You Pregnant

Not one baby has every been birthed out of someone’s intestines. Thanks for asking, though

The Unexpectedly Sweet Story Behind Those Viral Semi-Truck Pregnancy Photos

For soon-to-be-fathers who truly love their ride, semi-truck maternity photos are where the rubber meets the road

Forget Vasectomies, Dick Magnets Could Be the Easy, Reversible Male Birth Control You Need

You’ll have to heat up your balls and inject nanoparticles into your blood, but at least no one will be calling you ‘daddy’