oil
Is Baby Oil Good Lube?
Sure, if you love infections and stained sheets
What Would Happen If I Never Changed the Oil in My Car?
Would the car slow down? Stop running? Explode? What’s this stuff for, anyway?
What’s in This?: Vaseline
PSA: Vaseline is a shitty lube
Three Oil Rig Workers Fact-Check the Movie ‘Armageddon’
And answer Ben Affleck’s immortal query, ‘Would it be easier to train astronauts to be oil drillers, or oil drillers to become astronauts?’