new-year

Martinelli’s Sparkling Cider Is Better Than Champagne

It’s simple really: One tastes great and embodies seasonal cheer, the other tastes like a country club feels and embodies capitalistic snobbery

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Champagne

Are Champagne problems real? Are champagne glasses based on boobs? Let’s find out the truth.

How to Clean Up Puke From Absolutely Everywhere

‘I’m sorry, I AWAAHGHHGGH I think it must BWLLAAARRGHH must have been something HOOWWAAARLGGHHHH something I ate’

A Champagne Ice Cream Float Is the Only Way to Ring In the New Year

Toast the arrival of a hopefully less chaotic 2021 with this concoction — a silly but delicious drink that never fails to brighten my mood

Midnight Is Overrated