math

Exactly How Strong Do You Have to Be to Open a Pickle Jar?

As strong as being able to break two boards with your bare hands, it turns out

How Dense and Hard Can the Densest, Hardest Boner Be?

Hardness is a function of both volume and density, which I calculated in the holy name of science

The Determined Math Tutor Teaching Calculus on Pornhub

Pornhub seems like the last place on earth you’d find a 50-minute, fully clothed calc lesson, but this Taiwanese teacher is the tube site’s newest star

How Many S’Mores Can You Make from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

Through a complex series of graphs and calculations, I figured out that big-ass marshmallow could pretty much end world hunger