Is the Kool-Aid Man the Pitcher or the Liquid? Now We Know

The voice of the Kool-Aid Man, a pastor and an evolutionary biologist weigh in on our age’s most pressing chicken-or-egg scenario

Mr. Met Is Here to Tell You How to Wear Your Goddamn Mask

If anyone knows how to put up with wearing an annoying mask, it’s a former Mr. Met

What Could the Hamburglar Actually Be Charged With?

Forget the McDonald’s Monopoly scheme, the real true crime is that the Hamburglar has never served hard time

I Spent a Day as a Times Square Mascot

Who knew that dressing as a Ninja Turtle for seven hours could be such a miserable slog?