mascots
Is the Kool-Aid Man the Pitcher or the Liquid? Now We Know
The voice of the Kool-Aid Man, a pastor and an evolutionary biologist weigh in on our age’s most pressing chicken-or-egg scenario
Mr. Met Is Here to Tell You How to Wear Your Goddamn Mask
If anyone knows how to put up with wearing an annoying mask, it’s a former Mr. Met
What Could the Hamburglar Actually Be Charged With?
Forget the McDonald’s Monopoly scheme, the real true crime is that the Hamburglar has never served hard time
I Spent a Day as a Times Square Mascot
Who knew that dressing as a Ninja Turtle for seven hours could be such a miserable slog?