Billionaire Philanthropy Can’t Save Us

It’s just another way for the ultrarich to buy power, influence and goodwill

Actually, Mark Zuckerberg Is Wearing the Correct Amount of Sunscreen

The Facebook CEO’s clown-ass sunscreen strategy is one of the few things not to hate him for

If Elon Musk Is Our Tony Stark, We’re Totally Fucked

Worse yet, he's the only one from our supposedly brilliant billionaire class who has even pretended to come to the rescue as the coronavirus threatens to overwhelms us

Toward a Unified Theory of Mark Zuckerberg’s Haircut

Is it a tribute to Caesar, his historical obsession? A sad attempt at adulting? Or a petty fuck-you to us plebes?