The Planet Is Dying. Renewable Fish Cum Plastics Are Here to Save It

The plastics are made from hydrogels, which can be made from almost anything. For some reason, researchers went with salmon cum

The Absolutely Cursed Legend of the Muscle-Building Tuna Shake

Bodybuilding websites love to promote tuna shakes for otherworldly gains, but is there any truth to this nauseating (and fishy) recommendation?

What’s in This?: Red Lobster’s Ultimate Feast

And here you thought seafood was good for you

The Meth Fish Apocalypse

In another sign of the (end) times, we’re so addicted to amphetamines that we’re drugging our fish, too