facial hair

Your Cool Beard Isn’t Cool Anymore

A step above stubble, the filled-in but thin corporate beard is the new pandemic office uniform. It’s time to shave it off.

Does a Flavor Saver Soul Patch Actually Save Flavor?

It does! But you better think twice before licking it like a lollipop.

The Death of the Ron Swanson Guy

In the Obama era, a generation of white guys donned a hipster lumberjack uniform, growing beards to fill a hypermasculine void in their souls. Have they given up the ghost?

At What Length Does a Beard Like Jack Dorsey’s Officially Achieve Wizard Status?

Where does a goatee stop and Gandalf the Great begin?