A Very Drunk History of ‘It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere’

At some point, the entire world latched on to the saying as a way to winkingly excuse their 11 a.m. negroni. Who birthed this monstrosity, and why won’t country stars stop crooning it?

How Drunk is Too Drunk to Work Out?

Leave me alone. I’m totally fine to squat these 500 pounds

Who Decided How Much Beer is in a Beer?

Tallboys, stovepipes, growlers, 40s, bombers, quarts and pints — why does beer come in the quantities it comes in?

How Full Bodied Will Wine Make Me?

I know it’s not water, but it’s not like it’s a giant stein of beer either