What to Do If Your Dog Eats a Condom or Sex Toy

Dil-don’t leave your dildos out in the open

Step Aside Condoms — We’re Boiling Our Balls, Now

Ultrasound technology has been a potential method of male contraceptive for years, and soon, you might be able to use it at home with a sleek little cup for your balls

Forget Vasectomies, Dick Magnets Could Be the Easy, Reversible Male Birth Control You Need

You’ll have to heat up your balls and inject nanoparticles into your blood, but at least no one will be calling you ‘daddy’

I’m the Man Who Ribbed Condoms for Her Pleasure

The origins of the ribbed condom have always been a mystery. Then their inventor’s son slid into my DMs.