Marshmallows Ruin Hot Chocolate

If I see one more sickly lump in an otherwise luscious cup of cocoa, Christmas is done

Chocolate-Peanut Butter Is a Terrible Flavor Combo

Reese’s Cups aren’t just boring Halloween half-assery — they’re a cult conspiracy. Here’s proof the whole chocolate-peanut butter thing has gone too far

I Got My Asshole Made Into Chocolates by the World’s Most Famous Anus Artist

‘You know how they take your fingerprint when you pass through passport control? I reckon they could take an anus print because they’re all different.’