childhood
An Oral History of ‘Surf Ninjas’
In addition to being one of the only Hollywood films with a majority Asian cast, it won the hearts — and wore out the VHS tapes — of kids everywhere
Does Childhood Diet Impact Future Dick Size?
Oh god I’ve been feeding him baby carrots
‘The Brave Little Toaster’ Traumatized a Generation of Children
Think ghosts, witches and murderers are scary? Clearly you’ve never seen a film about kitchen appliances having existential crises.
Three Military Experts on the Inspired Madness of G.I. Joe Toys
Missiles on everything. Planes and helicopters brighter than 1980s skateboard graphics. No armor. But are G.I. Joe and Cobra vehicles really that dumb? (Yes.)
