I know self-isolation and quarantine aren’t exactly fun. But imagine for a second if we had to power through it without any internet. Way less fun, right? Is it even possible to pass the time anymore without Instagram, Animal Crossing and/or Netflix?
Luckily, it’s apparently impossible to break the interest — even now when seemingly everyone is online. How can this be, you ask? Allow the experts in Brian VanHooker’s quest for answers to explain.
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So Do Your (Apparently Naked) Friends
Trapped in Quarantine, Friends Can’t Stop Sharing Their Nudes With Each Other
But Don’t Just Take Our Word For It…
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Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
