In these trying times under quarantine, sickness and economic crumble, it’s perfectly normal to make some sort of panicked decision in a crisis. For me, it was a 3 a.m. text to a friend asking if I should withdraw my 401k about 30 years early; for others, it’s inexplicably buying lots and lots of toilet paper.
But for Joe Longo, it’s something else completely.
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Jeff Gross
Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
