We’ve spent much of this last week discussing the Star Wars franchise from every possible angle, but for people who, like me, refuse to watch Star Wars, it might as well be gibberish. At this point, for those of us who haven’t cared what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the biggest reason we’re unlikely to start now can be chalked up to pure stubbornness.
That said, I do have a full week off ahead of me for Christmas, and I suppose it might be time for me to cave and finally wat –– SIKE. I love being in the dark!
Anyway, for those of you who can’t get enough of Jedis, porgs and scruffy nerfs (I had someone help me with the lingo), here’s more Star Wars content than you can handle.
The Cultural Impact
In Search of the Legendary British Landfill Full of Lost ‘Star Wars’ Toys
The ‘Star Wars’ Fans Still Avenging the Death of Admiral Ackbar
An Oral History of ‘Star Wars and Other Galactic Funk’ — The Disco From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
The ‘Star Wars’ YouTuber Whose Claim to Fame Is Getting Everything Wrong
The Extra-Horny Story of ‘Starcrash,’ the Most Shameless ‘Star Wars’ Rip-Off Ever Made
The Burning Questions
What Would It Actually Be Like to Be Digested in a Sarlacc for a Thousand Years?
Does the Mandalorian Have Sex With His Helmet On? An Investigation
The New One…
‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Is What Happens When a Film Franchise Becomes Irrelevant
But Don’t Just Take Our Word for It
a must-read: https://t.co/5KDl1FQel6
— Janet Manley (@janetmanley) December 20, 2019
What a good question “why are we still putting little people in R2D2???” with quotes from @SofiyaCheyenne (admittedly, some days i metaphorically feel like I’m stuck inside of R2D2) #RepresentationMatters https://t.co/PHI3OMrHQ3
— Rebecca Cokley (@RebeccaCokley) December 19, 2019
Good to see @kphipps3000 out there answering the important Star Wars questions. "What would it be like to be digested by a Sarlacc?" sounds like the making of a half-star rating on REVIEW: https://t.co/lEZsSoc7yS
— Scott Tobias (@scott_tobias) December 19, 2019
this is precisely the content that I am looking for https://t.co/LqZFbOWRyi
— Sarah Sloat (@sarah_sloat_) December 18, 2019
Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
