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Nintendo Porn (Or, Porn on Your Nintendo), Life in the Luxury Box and Star Boxer Tyson Fury’s Masturbation Habits

It may surprise you to learn that there are more ways to watch porn than on your phone, or — what is this, 2004? — on your computer. I mean, I was surprised, at least, to hear that you can get your daily dose of BBW, hardcore and amateur clips even on a Nintendo 3DS, i.e., the last decade’s higher-tech equivalent of a GameBoy, right there next to games like Animal Crossing and Mario Kart 7.

More surprising than that? It’s the device’s 3-D capabilities and dual screen that have got a small sect of gamers/porn enthusiasts giddy about their mobile smut.

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