A couple of weeks ago, I spoke with György Szűcs, the guy who’s trying to reinvent the dick pic.
His Dick Code prompts you to select a dozen or so illustrations that most accurately represent the most intimate details of your cock and balls, including size, shape, hairiness and the intensity and speed of your ejaculation. A code is then created that can be sent to potential dates. Click on the code and a page opens that says “This is my dick,” with all of your selections marked in red, thus eliminating the need to send an actual photo of your dick, which many — including György — are apprehensive about.
It was an immediate success. Two hundred thousand people created a Dick Code in the first 48 hours and more than 2 million followed. The most common piece of feedback, however, was people pleading with Szűcs to make a female version. “I said, ‘All right, I’m going to do this for humanity,’” he tells me over Skype. After all, if there’s Dick Code, he figured, there should be Vagina Code, too. The problem is that Szűcs, like me, can likely count the number of the vaginas he’s seen in his life on one finger.
Needless to say, the women and straight men on the MEL staff were skeptical.
“Does he really think women want to share this info about themselves, particularly when there’s so much shame around the vagina’s aesthetics?” wonders Tracy Moore, one of my fellow staff writers. “Women aren’t usually vag-out to the world — or even their partners.”
“A ‘boob code’ would be of more interest,” adds staff writer John McDermott. “I don’t think many straight dudes are fiending to find out what a woman’s vagina looks like in explicit detail.”
“Wouldn’t hurt,” counters Jeff Gross, who mans our social media and marketing efforts.
Luckily for John, boob specs are included in the Vagina Code.
As are 14 other qualities. I spoke with Szűcs about his latest project — just two gay dudes shooting the shit about the labia majora, labia minora and a few other parts we couldn’t quite name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0N0f43s1so
C. Brian Smith
C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.
