Look at me. Now look down at your balls. Now look at me again. Quick, give your balls one more look. Those things are huge! Just kidding, they’re normal sized, but they’re also potentially dangerous. Dangerous you say? Yes, they could be carrying COVID-19. Indeed, coronavirus, like pee, is stored in the balls. Or is it? Magdalene Taylor investigates.
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Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
