You knew it was only a matter of time. You knew that they were cooking up something, that they were just in the briefest of hibernations, that they wouldn’t let this one (omg, hopefully ?) shining moment pass without some fakakta theory as to why the coronavirus is here, and why it’s so. fucking. bad.
And a-one, and a-two and a…
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Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
